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The Early Years: Jim Is A Singing Snitch

Posted by jamesviscosi on November 15, 2009

I’m not sure if this checklist considers “Tells On Other Children” to be a good thing or a bad thing.  And “Participates Freely in Singing”?  I find that hard to believe!

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Fortunately I didn’t go to a rough kindergarten, or I might have gotten shanked with a sharpened miniature wooden ice cream paddle.

Incidentally, this is a mimeograph; the original document is very light blue text on lemon-yellow paper.  Unfortunately it comes out even more unreadable than this if scanned in color.

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6 Responses to “The Early Years: Jim Is A Singing Snitch”

  1. 3dfoto said

    You make up songs to sing to your animals, though, don’t you?

  2. Alyson said

    Sure you participated freely in singing; that’s when your mind was able to wander into outer space!

  3. What a great checklist to send to parents. I like how you seemed to have balanced a) playing quietly and being b)overly noisy.

  4. planetross said

    “tells on other children”!!!
    Are you the oldest from a large family … not born yet; an only child; or just a snitch? hee hee!

  5. My first reaction to this was to laugh… but then… OMG. Did they take notes on ME when I was a little kid? At least you got good checkmarks.

    I wanna know what kid WOULDN’T “participate freely in free play time”??

  6. Of course you were nosey, too. As any good writer should be.

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