Most of the readers of this blog are probably aware of my other, much-more-popular-than-this-one blog, Dennis’s Diary of Destruction, which features the antics and adventures of three dogs, an evil cat, ninja hedgehogs, a sarcastic field mouse, a stoner ex-DEA drug-sniffing dog, and various other bit players. When I discovered that Dragon Stones had hit the best-seller list on the Amazon.co.uk Kindle store, I put Dennis’s blog on hiatus so I could concentrate on finishing my next fantasy novel (which is not a sequel to Dragon Stones — but, due to popular demand, such a sequel will be coming eventually). This decision produced much sadness amongst Dennis’s nice readers. Fortunately, one of them, Mango Relentlessly Huge, has most thoughtfully provided an ending to my book so that I can get back to Dennis’s Diary that much faster. So here, for your reading pleasure, is the final chapter of my next novel, as written by Mango the mastiff. Enjoy!
Archive for the ‘Vizslas’ Category
Here’s Where The Story Ends
Posted by jamesviscosi on January 9, 2011
Posted in Books, Comedies, Dogs, fantasy, Vizslas, Writing | Tagged: beheadings, bimbos, comedy, Dogs, dragons, elves, Excerpts, fantasy, hussy-chasing, mango relentlessly huge, pizza, red sox, swords, Vizslas, writing | 20 Comments »
gest revyoo of marley and me by dennis the vizsla dog!!!
Posted by Dennis the Vizsla on August 9, 2009
hello dadas nice reederz all three of yoo sorry dada that was a cheep shot its dennis the vizsla dog hay gess wot??? dada has askd me to come and do a gest revyoo of the faymus dokyoomentry marley me and dupree wot we watchd this weekend and — wot??? oh dada sez the dokyoomentry wuz akchooaly calld marley and me sorry my bad ennyway dada shoor i wil lend yore silly blog sum of my star power ok heer goze!!!
Posted in Comedies, Dogs, Dramas, Movies, Reviews, Vizslas | Tagged: dennis the vizsla, destruction, documentaries, Dogs, ear biting, guest posts, jennifer aniston, labrador retrievers, marley and me, mike tyson, Movies, owen wilson, Reviews, Vizslas, world's worst dog, yellow labs | 3 Comments »
And On The Sixth Day
Posted by jamesviscosi on December 21, 2008
In place of the usual random rejection letter or snarky review, this week, we have my installment of The Sixth Photo, which Dennis’s friend MyEye tagged me to do. In my case, the sixth item in the sixth folder was another folder, so I took the sixth picture from inside there. I’m sure it will come as no surprise to anyone that it’s a picture of a dog.
Posted in Dogs, Vizslas | Tagged: autumn, blog tag, Dogs, irises, log homes, marcy, memes, new york, nostalgia, roofers, Vizslas, woods | 10 Comments »
The Depressing Song Challenge
Posted by jamesviscosi on December 12, 2008
Dennis recently got tagged by Tony in Tasmania to do the Depressing Song Challenge, but since he doesn’t usually listen to the lyrics, he asked me to handle the challenge for him. So here I present my current top depressing song and video, “Broken”, by Seether, featuring Amy Lee of Evanescence:
Posted in Dogs, Vizslas | Tagged: amy lee, blog tag, broken, depressing songs, Dogs, seether, Vizslas | 11 Comments »
my diry of destrukshun
Posted by jamesviscosi on January 6, 2008
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay gess whut my dada is giving me my own blog isnt that neet its at http://dennisthevizsla.wordpress.com so yoo can follow all my ad … advench … all the trouble i get in ther now i mite even let tucker and trixie and even dada rite sumthing ther becuz thats the kind of dog i am ennyway see yoo over at the new site ill be ther licking myself ok bye
Posted in Announcements, Dogs, Vizslas | Tagged: Dogs, site move, Vizslas | 1 Comment »
