Posted by jamesviscosi on June 22, 2008
Posted in Books, You Suck | Tagged: agents, angel, buffy, lestat, long before dawn, rejection letters, spike, the panettieri agency, vampires | 2 Comments »
Posted by jamesviscosi on May 19, 2008
So one of the things I used to spend a lot of time on was trying to get a literary agent. (I’ve had a grand total of three over the years, and none of them ever sold a single thing. But that’s a different post …)
Here’s an exchange that’s pretty typical of how my interaction with a literary agent would go. First I would send a query (possibly including sample chapters), and then I would get back something like this:
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Posted in You Suck | Tagged: literary agents, lunch, pizza, rejection letters, sandra dijkstra agency | 3 Comments »
Posted by jamesviscosi on April 23, 2008
So I’ve alluded to the fact that I have a file with a LOT of rejection letters in it. I thought it might be interesting to pull one at random from time to time and post it, so everyone can experience the fun of reading what I like to call “you suck” letters (even though they don’t generally actually say “you suck”). So here’s one from 2000, for a short story called “Leech Field”.
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Posted in Short Stories, You Suck | Tagged: leach fields, leeches, rejection letters, septic tanks, serial killers, shigellosis | 1 Comment »