Most of the readers of this blog are probably aware of my other, much-more-popular-than-this-one blog, Dennis’s Diary of Destruction, which features the antics and adventures of three dogs, an evil cat, ninja hedgehogs, a sarcastic field mouse, a stoner ex-DEA drug-sniffing dog, and various other bit players. When I discovered that Dragon Stones had hit the best-seller list on the Amazon.co.uk Kindle store, I put Dennis’s blog on hiatus so I could concentrate on finishing my next fantasy novel (which is not a sequel to Dragon Stones — but, due to popular demand, such a sequel will be coming eventually). This decision produced much sadness amongst Dennis’s nice readers. Fortunately, one of them, Mango Relentlessly Huge, has most thoughtfully provided an ending to my book so that I can get back to Dennis’s Diary that much faster. So here, for your reading pleasure, is the final chapter of my next novel, as written by Mango the mastiff. Enjoy!
Posts Tagged ‘Dogs’
Here’s Where The Story Ends
Posted by jamesviscosi on January 9, 2011
Posted in Books, Comedies, Dogs, fantasy, Vizslas, Writing | Tagged: beheadings, bimbos, comedy, Dogs, dragons, elves, Excerpts, fantasy, hussy-chasing, mango relentlessly huge, pizza, red sox, swords, Vizslas, writing | 20 Comments »
The Early Years: Jim Uses Greeting Cards To Ask Impertinent Questions
Posted by jamesviscosi on May 9, 2010
Posted in the early years | Tagged: beagles, children, christmas, Dogs, greeting cards, how old are you?, impertinent questions, linus, mother's day, nana, peanuts, scans, snoopy, the early years | 4 Comments »
gest revyoo of marley and me by dennis the vizsla dog!!!
Posted by Dennis the Vizsla on August 9, 2009
hello dadas nice reederz all three of yoo sorry dada that was a cheep shot its dennis the vizsla dog hay gess wot??? dada has askd me to come and do a gest revyoo of the faymus dokyoomentry marley me and dupree wot we watchd this weekend and — wot??? oh dada sez the dokyoomentry wuz akchooaly calld marley and me sorry my bad ennyway dada shoor i wil lend yore silly blog sum of my star power ok heer goze!!!
Posted in Comedies, Dogs, Dramas, Movies, Reviews, Vizslas | Tagged: dennis the vizsla, destruction, documentaries, Dogs, ear biting, guest posts, jennifer aniston, labrador retrievers, marley and me, mike tyson, Movies, owen wilson, Reviews, Vizslas, world's worst dog, yellow labs | 3 Comments »
The Early Years: Jim Likes Animals
Posted by jamesviscosi on February 8, 2009
These “early years” samples are not really writing-related, but they probably explain a lot about why I spend so much time on Dennis’s crazy adventures.
Posted in Dogs | Tagged: children, Dogs, elementary school, i like animals, the early years, vet, yellowstone | 6 Comments »
Okay, So I Lied
Posted by jamesviscosi on January 18, 2009
Earlier, I wrote a brief story about how I got into the horror field; now, as promised, is the story of how I got out.
Posted in fantasy, horror, Lulu, Publishing, Writing | Tagged: 9/11, a flock of crows is called a murder, anthrax, california, dennis, Dogs, dragon stones, fantasy, hard shell word factory, horror, lies, Lulu, moving, new york, night watchman, Publishing, san diego, self-publishing, television man, Vizslas, writer's block, writing | 6 Comments »
And On The Sixth Day
Posted by jamesviscosi on December 21, 2008
In place of the usual random rejection letter or snarky review, this week, we have my installment of The Sixth Photo, which Dennis’s friend MyEye tagged me to do. In my case, the sixth item in the sixth folder was another folder, so I took the sixth picture from inside there. I’m sure it will come as no surprise to anyone that it’s a picture of a dog.
Posted in Dogs, Vizslas | Tagged: autumn, blog tag, Dogs, irises, log homes, marcy, memes, new york, nostalgia, roofers, Vizslas, woods | 10 Comments »
The Depressing Song Challenge
Posted by jamesviscosi on December 12, 2008
Dennis recently got tagged by Tony in Tasmania to do the Depressing Song Challenge, but since he doesn’t usually listen to the lyrics, he asked me to handle the challenge for him. So here I present my current top depressing song and video, “Broken”, by Seether, featuring Amy Lee of Evanescence:
Posted in Dogs, Vizslas | Tagged: amy lee, blog tag, broken, depressing songs, Dogs, seether, Vizslas | 11 Comments »
my diry of destrukshun
Posted by jamesviscosi on January 6, 2008
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay gess whut my dada is giving me my own blog isnt that neet its at http://dennisthevizsla.wordpress.com so yoo can follow all my ad … advench … all the trouble i get in ther now i mite even let tucker and trixie and even dada rite sumthing ther becuz thats the kind of dog i am ennyway see yoo over at the new site ill be ther licking myself ok bye
Posted in Announcements, Dogs, Vizslas | Tagged: Dogs, site move, Vizslas | 1 Comment »
Where’s Jim?
Posted by jamesviscosi on September 12, 2008
I’m still here!
If you’ve been following this blog for any length of time, you’ve probably noticed two things in the last few months:
These two items are of course closely related. The main reason for both of them is that I’ve been having so much fun writing Dennis’s Diary of Destruction that I haven’t made much headway at all editing Father’s Books for the last couple of months. I’m sure that I’ll finish it eventually, but for now, the adventures of my gullible, narcissistic, grammatically-challenged, slightly paranoid vizsla seem to be taking precedence. Why? Let’s trot out another list:
So if you were breathlessly waiting for Father’s Books (that’s okay, I know you weren’t), I apologize for the delay. But in the meantime, can I interest you in some GIMPed pictures and nonsensical conspiracy theories?
Posted in Announcements, Writing | Tagged: blogging, comments, Dogs, editing, father's books, lack of productivity, Vizslas, writing | 12 Comments »